Generate Kitchen Smoke Alarm Selfies

Photorealistic environmental selfie taken moments after accidentally setting off a kitchen smoke alarm while trying to cook a simple meal, with the subject close to the camera in arm's-length phone-camera framing, looking directly into the lens from a slight above-eye-level angle. The subject wears casual home clothes with a slightly chaotic, everyday look, with realistic skin texture, natural hair detail, and no overdescribed facial features. Behind them, a pan on the stove gives off a thin cloud of smoke, the range hood light is on, a spatula and half-prepped ingredients are scattered across the counter, and the small apartment kitchen feels believable and lived-in rather than staged. Warm overhead kitchen lighting mixes with the harsher white light from the stove hood, creating a slightly messy, candid late-evening atmosphere. Wide-angle 24mm selfie perspective with slight edge distortion consistent with a real phone front camera, shallow depth of field that keeps the smoky kitchen scene clearly legible, subtle sensor grain, slight chromatic aberration on bright appliance edges, realistic metal and tile reflections, and detailed fabric texture. The image should feel funny, relatable, and comment-triggering in a very real way, avoiding plastic skin, airbrushed smoothing, warped hands, duplicate limbs, cluttered framing, CGI look, oversaturated colors, text, watermarks, and logos. 2:3 aspect ratio.