Generate Golden Retriever Fail Selfies

A high-resolution "funny fail" selfie of a person while their large Golden Retriever performs a violent head-shake in mid-photo. Simulated 35mm f/1.8 lens shot on a Sony A7R V with an ultra-fast shutter speed of 1/1000s to perfectly freeze the motion of flapping jowls, flying saliva droplets, and ears caught in mid-air. The dog’s face is a "derpy" contortion of fur and tongue, partially obscuring the person’s face. Natural, bright overcast lighting provides high-detail illumination across the entire frame, catching the fine vellus hair on the person’s skin and the individual golden fur strands of the dog. Macro-level rendering features visible dermal pores, realistic moisture on the dog's "leathery" wet nose, and subsurface scattering on the dog’s pink tongue and the person's ears. The background is a slightly blurred green park with a shallow depth of field at f/2.2. Kodak Portra 400 film simulation for natural skin tones and vibrant, realistic colors. Do not include smooth, plastic-like AI textures; the saliva and fur must have physical volume and realistic physics. No airbrushed skin or "beauty filter" looks; every wrinkle of laughter and pore must be unedited and physically accurate, showing the raw, chaotic energy of the moment.